North Korea has offered to return the U.S.S. Pueblo spy boat if we send eithe Condoleezza Rice or a different high-level official for a visit.
One reader at outsidethebeltway.com suggested the following:
1. Secretary of Agriculture. (Given all the food aid we’ve given them, and their everlasting famine)
2. Secretary of Energy. (Another major need of NK, plus controls the US nuclear labs)
3. Dick Cheney. (why not? And he could be more stoic than the NK)
Regarding the notion of potentially sending Dick Cheney, another reader asked, "He wouldn't be coming back, would he?"
Probably the best reader suggestion was to "Send Alec Baldwin over to represent the Film Actors Guild."
