Like...wow...like...ya know...there's rumors that Paris won't get wed after all. Like...omigod, why did you wear that scarf?
OR
Girl 1: Did you like hear?
Girl 2: No? Like...what?
Girl 1: That like Paris like may not be getting like married, you know?
Girl 2: No way! Shutup!
Girl 1: Like, way, like really!
Girl 2: Like, omigod! Shut up!
Trust me, if you don't think teenage girls still talk like this, you haven't been hanging around teenage girls. I listen to my niece and her friends chat it up. Like, wow.
