Thursday, March 09, 2006

So, Who Likes Cube Farms?

CNN.com has a story in which Robert Probst, the person who invented the Cubicle, thought it was a bad idea.
After years of prototyping and studying how people work, and vowing to improve on the open-bullpen office that dominated much of the 20th century, Propst designed a system he thought would increase productivity (hence the name Action Office). The young designer, who also worked on projects as varied as heart pumps and tree harvesters, theorized that productivity would rise if people could see more of their work spread out in front of them, not just stacked in an in-box.

The new system included plenty of work surfaces and display shelves; partitions were a part of it, intended to provide privacy and places to pin up works in process. The Action Office even included varying desk levels to enable employees to work part of the time standing up, thereby encouraging blood flow and staving off exhaustion.

But inventions seldom obey the creator's intent. "The Action Office wasn't conceived to cram a lot of people into little space," says Joe Schwartz, Herman Miller's former marketing chief, who helped launch the system in 1968. "It was driven that way by economics."
Businesses saw the cubicle as a way to cheaply build offices and cram people into those big rooms.
The upshot: A company could recover its costs quicker if it purchased cubes. When clients told Herman Miller of that unexpected benefit, it became a new selling point for the Action Office. After only two years on the market, sales soared. Competitors took notice.

That's when Propst's original vision began to fade. "They kept shrinking the Action Office until it became a cubicle," says Schwartz, now 80. As Steelcase, Knoll, and Haworth brought their versions to market, they figured out that what businesses wanted wasn't to give employees a holistic experience. The customers wanted a cheap way to pack workers in.

Propst's workstations were designed to be flexible, but in practice they were seldom altered or moved at all. Lined up in identical rows, they became the dystopian world that three academics described as "bright satanic offices" in a 1998 book, Workplaces of the Future.

Designer Douglas Ball, for instance, remembers the first installation of cubicles he created for a Canadian company in 1972. "I thought I'd be excited, but I came out depressed," says Ball, now 70. "It was Dilbertville. I'd failed to visualize what it would look like when there were so many of them."
My entire career, until I started work here in the College of Arts and Architecture at Penn State, has been spent in cubicles. Probably the most extreme use of cubicles I've ever seen was during my tenure at Gateway Computers in North Sioux City, South Dakota. There was one huge office just packed to the gills with a "cube farm." It was insane to see that many people packed into one room.

In the movie, Office Space, the hero used a drill to dismantle his cubicle. I just love that scene. If you haven't seen thise movie and you are an office place veteran, you owe it to yourself to see this silly movie.

My office may be in a computer network server room but it has four real walls and a door.

Office place nirvana.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

The Mysteries of Airfare Pricing

I received the usual junk mail from Expedia.com about upcoming special airfare rates and there was this list:
From State College (SCE) to:
Atlanta (ATL) - $336.00
Boston (BOS) - $354.00
Denver (DEN) - $424.00
Atlantic City (ACY) - $680.00
My guess as to why flying to Atlantic City, which probably isn't more than 40 minutes by air, is so expensive may be because it's a direct flight. Or, they might do something inane like make you fly to Harrisburg, Pittsburgh or Philadelphia then hop on a connecting flight to Atlantic City. Which wouldn't surprise me.

I'm using frequent flyer miles for my next trip to St. Louis. Can't fly out of State College, need to drive to Pittsburgh, there's only two possible flights and they go to Atlanta, GA first before connecting to St. Louis.

When will airline companies get more consumer-friendly?

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

White Tea

Wen-Yi sent me some Ten Ren white tea to help keep me healthy. I've never had white tea before. Imagine green tea without the "grassy" taste but with all the healthy benefits. After an initial taste that told me this was really good stuff, I added a little bit of lemon juice and really love it.

On the other hand, I tried sugar-free Red Bull this morning. I don't drink coffee and I've sworn off regular soda because of all the sugar so maybe this would be the kick I need some mornings. Nada. The taste is one that is truly acquired. I'd much rather drink Coca Cola's Vault Zero or sugar-free Mountain Dew MDX. I really like the taste of Vault Zero. There's even a website devoted to Vault fans called Vaultkicks.org.

Obviously, I should, and will, choose white tea over soda.

Get BSG Free

You can get a free episode of Battlestar Galactica from the iTunes Music Store when you purchase the March 6 issue of TV Guide. The episode can be viewed either on your computer or iPod (the one that shows video).

I am normally not a huge science fiction fan but BSG is fantastic and, in the words of one reader at The Unofficial Apple Weblog, makes "Star Trek look like Sesame Street."

Another reader hit the nail on the head with this comment about the show:
Battlestar Galactica is one of the best shows on television. If you're staying away from it, because you are old enough to remember the campy 70's version, or because sci-fi is for kids, you are missing out! It's one of the best written shows I've seen since The West Wing!

It's more of a character driven drama, than a sci-fi show. It has more in common with Law and Order or ER, than Star Trek. Star Trek was a space opera. Law and Order is a Drama in a police setting. ER is a Drama in a hospital setting. Battlestar is just another Drama, but on a military space vessel, about real people dealing with survival.

It's got great actors like Edward James Olmos, and Mary McDonnel, and an amazingly talented young supporting cast.

I concur. It is set to be recorded automatically for me every Friday night on the SciFi Channel at 10pm.

Speaking of which, I need to ensure my DVR is set to record The Sopranos when it returns March 12, this Sunday, at 9pm. Welcome back Tony, nice to see ya!

Monday, March 06, 2006

Theatre Or DVD, That Is The Question

During the Oscars ceremony last night, the president of the Academy of Arts and Sciences went out on stage to talk about why the movie theatre is a better venue for watching a movie than at home on the DVD player.

Sure, that may be true at some top tier theatres across the country but don't tell me that if you haven't watched a movie in either of the two Carmike Cinemas here in State College, PA. The seats are worn out and uncomfortable, the heat is jacked-up, the floors are messy, the screens have tears and are very worn out as well as too small and the sound systems stink.

Then there's the people who are in the theatre. Some don't turn their cell phones off, talk during the movie or kick the back of my seat. Getting out of your seat to go to the bathroom can be a chore if the entire row is filled.

Additionally, tickets and concessions are overpriced and the popcorn is stale.

After seeing all three Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter movies, my biggest complaint is the lack of an intermission. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King was close to four hours long, which really tested the patience of my bladder. Maybe I should show my discontent with this by bringing a big cup, filling it up during the movie and leave it at the manager's desk with a note thanking him for making us endure a four hour movie without intermission.

You don't have to spend a lot of money to set up your own home theatre. The reward is ability to have an intermission, watching with your friends, great sound, good climate control, healthy and fresh concessions. Best of all, if you have a family, things are cheaper. Not only that, if you have a nice widescreen TV, the video quality can be better.

Here's another plus for a home theatre most people don't think about. If you are hard of hearing or deaf, the DVD usually has closed-captioning. I've only seen one movie, ever, at a theatre, offer closed captioning for the deaf or hard of hearing and that was only at the 2pm showing.

The idea of a simultaneous theatrical and DVD release of a movie is a good one. I don't think theatre sales will suffer because for some movies, like Dances With Wolves or the Lord of the Rings trilogy, viewing on the big screen is best. Scary Movie 3 can be relegated to the DVD rental or viewing via one of the premium cable movie channels unless you want to just get out of the house.

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The Problem With Headlines

CNN.com offered this as a headline for a top news story today:
Croat Serb leader commits suicide
This is another one I found at Newsvine.com:
Former Serb Rebel Leader Commits Suicide
While the second headline is a little bit more accurate both show the problem of headlines for news stories. Because of lettering constraints (usually in the traditional print medium), headlines may not be able to tell the proper story. Maybe the headline should have read as, "Convicted Balkan War Criminal Commits Suicide."

Incidentally, it was Foxnews.com that offered the best history of that scumbag's man's role in the horrible war in the Balkans.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Airport Security. It Works

When I recently flew to St. Louis, I made sure not to take my Swiss Army Knife and nail clippers, even though the Transportation Safty Administration has said such items can be packed in checked-in luggage. I just wanted to play it safe and would be unhappy if my Swiss Army Knife was confiscated.

I read the following news story and have lots of questions:
A 30-year-old Madisonville man was arrested at Louis Armstrong International Airport after security screeners found five knives, 44 rounds of ammunition and 8 grams of crystal methamphetamine in his baggage.
Screeners on Concourse B said they found the knives, bullets for a 9 mm and drugs in the lining of a bag belonging to Louis Bayhi III, along with several lighters, a can of lighter fluid and a "glass smoking device."
Jefferson Parish sheriff's deputies said Bayhi was taken into custody Friday night and questioned but did not make any statement.
Deputies booked him at the East Bank Lockup in Metairie with possession of methamphetamine.
So many questions. Did he think he would honestly get the stuff through customs? Where was the pistol? All this just to celebrate Mardi Gras?

Oy!

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Blogging The Olympics

I watched less of the Winter Olympics than I thought I would. Probably because there weren't enough stories about the venues themselves. Fortunately, some folks who are over there for the events have been blogging away and providing great info on Torino, Turin and Italian culture.

One blog is run by a NBC Sports crewmember, Little Lost Robot. I love his stories about venturing into the marketplace, behind the scenes stuff with the NBC crew and a great video of his driver.

When I visit Italy, I hope to head up to Torino.

Friday, February 24, 2006

Cold And Flu Supplies

I feel so guilty that during the past three weeks, I have gone through so much "facial tissue."

I say it that way because I use Puffs instead of Kleenex. The type of tissue you use can really make or break your comfort level while enduring a cold, fever or flu.

While I was in St. Louis two weeks ago, I had to use the tissues provided by the hotel which eventually irritated my nose. Wen-Yi gave me a packet of tissues to use and those were much better. The packaging said Kimberly-Clark Taiwan and the rest of the text is in Chinese script.

As mentioned last week, I've found that I really like the new Tylenol Cold & Flu Severe and Tylenol Cough & Sore Throat medicine. Both are in liquid form and offer an unusual almost instantaneous cooling effect in the sinuses. 

In the past, I've used Alka Seltzer Plus Cold, orange flavor, but the Tylenol stuff seems more heavy duty.

I need to restock on Puffs very soon. I hate killing trees to help me sneeze.

Hmmm...that rhymes.

Blogger Widgets!

Google showed support for the Mac by posting some new widgets. One for sending quick posts to your blog, another to read email and yet another to view your Google search history.

Get the widgets here:

http://www.google.com/macwidgets/

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Freedom of Speech Will Not Be Stopped

The Danish cartoons Muslim extremists are protesting against can be found here:

Outsidethebeltway.com

michellemalkin.com

Both of these sites said they were victims of Denial of Service attacks to their websites because they continue to keep the cartoons posted at their websites. While that's a denial of Freedom Of Speech, I certainly wish that was the only thing the Islamic protesters were doing. At least people wouldn't be losing their lives in a DOS attack.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

WInter Olympics Torino 2006 Opening Ceremonies

I watched most of the opening ceremonies for the 2006 Winter Olympics in Torino Italy last night.

My point of reference for the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremonies is the 1994 Winter Olympics in Lillehammer, Norway. Many people consider that to be the best Winter Olympics to date. The opening ceremony celebrated the history and folklore of Norway in a very imaginative way.

Here are some of my observations:

- As a guy, all the stuff with fire was pretty cool but I still don't understand what it had to with the Games or Torino Italy.

- Same goes for the Ferrari spinning around on the ice. Nice car but yaaawwwwwnnnn...

- NBC News anchor Brian Williams helped with announcing while the atheletes marched into the stadium. Instead of focussing on the atheletes or Olympic trivia, Williams noted the Muslim cartoon issue when the Danes walked out, China's human rights history and other political tidbits. It's a freakin' sports event. The Cold War is over and hey, let's focus on the athletes. TVSquad.com had the same opinion. Time to flip over to Battlestar Galactica.

- Oh hey, Alberto Tomba ran in with the torch. Finally, something related to Italy! Hopefully he wasn't partying the night before.

- Yoko Freakin' Ono? Uh, She's not Italian and she doesn't have anything to do with the Olympics and yet there she was, talking about world peace and John Lennon. Good thing I was chatting on the phone with my friend, Wen-Yi, at the time. Couldn't figure out who it was that then sang Lennon's "Imagine." I was too busy enjoying a nice conversation with Wen-Yi.

- The dancers climbing onto a wall and forming a huge dove was pretty cool.

- I loved the fireworks.

I watched from 8pm to 10pm but then I had to decide between watching the ceremonies or flipping over to the SciFi Channel to watch Battlestar Galactica. After hearing Brian Williams talk about current world events rather than Olympic history I focussed more on BSG.

As compared to the Lillehammer Games, I'd score these opening ceremonies as a C-. Hopefully the sports events provide the magic the opening ceremonies didn't.

Friday, February 10, 2006

Blogging The Commute

Saw this at TUAW.com this morning. Some guy has a video blog of his daily commute between his home in San Francisco and Apple's headquarters in Cupertino, in the morning and in the evening.

If you look closely at when he leaves work in the evening, you can see, as he drives on Mariani to turn onto de Anza Blvd, a building across the street with slanted concrete in front of the windows. That's the building I was in while working on Apple's eWorld project. My apartment was a few blocks behind that, on Stelling Road.

A side note, that building, now owned by someone else, was the first business building for Apple and was known as Mariani 1. The original Mac OS X project, Copeland, was on the second floor.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

MacGyver Returns

Ever since the clever Mastercard commercial featuring Richard Dean Anderson reprising his MacGyver role was released during Super Bowl XL has been talked about quite a bit, especially on the internet.

If you aren't familiar with the show, MacGyver was this pretty darn resourceful guy who could do things like make a laser out of gum wrapper, a pin and his ever present Swiss Army Knife. When someone adapts and improvises things using various odd parts, that person is said to have "MacGyver'ed that."

Wikipedia.org has a great list of all the things MacGyver made on the show. This is one of the many reasons why I like Wikipedia.

By the way, all but one link in this post goes to a Wikipedia.org page. It's that cool a website.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

The "Peaceful" Riots

The riotous protests by Muslims to the published cartoons featuring the image of Mohammend continues.

Michelle Malkin is all over this and includes a transcript from a Danish television interview of Alan Dershowitz. Like her, I don't always agree wth Dershowitz but he is on the money with his comments on the whole debacle.

The Iranian prime minister is calling on people to rename Danish pastries as Mohammed pastries. Go for it. I'd rather they did that than burn buildings or kill people.

It may not be PC to say this but man oh man, some people need to learn to relax.

Retro TV

Hill Street Blues has finally made it to DVD with the release of the first of six seasons last week.

So far, I've watched the first four episodes. Hill Street Blues was probably one of the finest television series ever and still holds up today. The only parts that look dated are the hairstyles (big 80s hairdos), eyeglasses (again, big was in) and the cars. The acting was brilliant and the scripts were superb.

I also bought the first season of The Rat Patrol. This series was only on TV for two years, 1966 through 1968. I watched it during 4th and 5th grade, while our family lived in Tempe, Arizona.

Also while living in Arizona, I would sneak out of my bedroom around 10 pm at night and watch reruns of The Wild, Wild West with Dad. The first season of that show will be released on DVD in June.

The final two seasons of M*A*S*H will be released on DVD this year (May and probably December).

With all these releases of old TV shows, it's no surprise that this segment of the DVD market is the most successful. Nostalgia always sells.

In my humble opinion, these are the best shows that have been on American TV:

M*A*S*H
Hill Street Blues
The Dick Van Dyke Show
Seinfeld
The Mary Tyler Moore Show

Monday, February 06, 2006

Pickles for Valentine's Day?

Slashfood.com was pushing pickles as a very romantic gift for Valentine's Day. Be it Pickle of the Month or a four month subscription to receive all of the flavors in Van Holten's Pickle-in-a-pouch.

Seems odd? Well, the writer of the story confessed to giving his sweetheart a jar of rollmops for Valentine's Day. Yeah, nothing says hot romance like a jar of herrings.

Observations From Super Bowl XL

Seattle has the "12th Man"? Uh, no, Texas A&M does, see ya in court, Slick.

Best ads were probably Mastercard's "A Narrow Escape" (featuring Richard Dean Anderson reprising his "MacGyver" role), Hummer's "Jennifer Loves the Robot," Budweiser's "Clydesdale American Dream," FedEx's "Stick," and Aleve's clever Leonard Nimoy ad.

Adelphia earned major bonus points for adding ABC HD to their lineup the Friday before the game. Pennsylvania, Steelers, Super Bowl, people wanting more HD channels on Adelphia, pretty much something that had to be done and by 5pm Friday February 3, it was a done deal. By the way, I watched the second half on ABC HD (my parents don't have HD) and it was friggin' nice.

As one sports website said, the Seahawks had enough good moments but not enough of them.

The problem with the Seattle Seahawks team colors is that the dark blue is nothing compared to the very noticeable Steelers yellow. The yellow Terrible Towels versus that odd muted yellow-green tinsel thang the Seahawks fans waved. The Steelers fans were far more noticeable.

Aretha Franklin was doing a duet with Aaron Neville for the National Anthem with Dr. John on piano? Very strange pairing but wow, Aretha certainly gives an incredibly emotional performance.

I missed the Rolling Stones halftime performance. But hey, with forty years of concert performances, I'm sure Mick, Keith, Charlie and Bill have the whole thing down and it was excellent. Still, to see a 63 year-old strutting around the stage like some teen sex symbol was odd.

Roethlisberger did score that touchdown in the first half. The football did touch the end zone. The ball briefly went onto the line before Ben pulled the ball toward his chest to prevent a fumble.

That play that had Randle El throwing the ball for a touchdown was probably the play of the game. It's one of those razzle-dazzle plays that rarely works but Randle El is a former quarterback and was able to beautifully pull the play together. I loved how Cowher and company gambled in this game to prove the old Bear Bryant saying, "Make things happen."

I thought Jerome Bettes would do something symbolic for his retirement announcement but when you are standing on a podium with so many millions of people watching and holding that trophy, that's enough. Bettes is a class act. Good luck on your future!

Friday, February 03, 2006

HMS Daring: iPod Enabled

Oh, so your new Honda Accord (as of 2005) or BMW allows you to connect an iPod to the stereo system? Bah! The British Navy has you beat.

The newly launched HMS Daring, is boasted to be amongst the fleet's deadliest ships:
Among the battery of state-of-the-art equipment is a new Principal Anti-Air Missile System, which can trace and destroy hostile objects as small a cricket ball travelling at three times the speed of sound. Its range is effective over a radius of several hundred miles.

Her PAAMS air defence missiles are the size of a public phone boxes, weigh
two thirds as much as a small car and from launch accelerate to a speed twice
that of Concorde in under 10 seconds.

Ah, but what about creature comforts for the crew?
HMS Daring's 230-strong crew should be happy too. She and her sisters will be the first "gender-neutral" warships to enter Royal Navy service, and the Hotel Facilities, as the living quarters are known, are the most opulent ever fitted in a British warship. Mess decks are replaced by individual cabins, each with their own I-pod [sic] charging points, CD player, internet access, five channel recreational audio and larger berths.
As TUAW.com put it, "I can almost hear the cries now, 'Damn the torpedoes, men, it's new music Tuesday!'"

Lord Nelson never had it so good.


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Thursday, February 02, 2006

Banned? But I Watched It Yesterday.

The Chinese government has decided, ahead of the planned February 9 release in that country, the movie Memoirs of a Geisha.

The problem with that ban is that many people in China have already seen the movie. This may be a little hard to believe given that neither the movie remains unreleased in China and the DVD for the movie has not been published anywhere yet.

Thank the huge amount of movie piracy going on in China for that ban having no strength behind it. According to Cinematical.com, roughly 95% of the DVDs available in the country are of pirated movies.

Ah, sweet irony.

Now maybe the Chinese government will finally start to really crack down on movie and software piracy.

Signs of the Time

Nikon said it will stop production of all film cameras except for two, the F6 and FM10.

Western Union, after 145 years, will no longer send telegrams. If you go to their website and click on the option to send a telegram, you will see this:

Effective January 27, 2006, Western Union will discontinue all Telegram and Commercial Messaging services. We regret any inconvenience this may cause you, and we thank you for your loyal patronage. If you have any questions or concerns, please contact a customer service representative.

Western Union is still here for awhile. They refocussed their business on money wire transfers years ago. According to the news story, "Revenues are now $3 billion annually."

Punxsutawney Phil "Predicts"...

Six freakin' more weeks of Winter.

New movie: "Kill Phil"

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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Does Insurance Cover War Injuries?

This past Sunday, ABC News' Bob Woodruff and cameraman Doug Vogt were traveling with Iraqi security forces filming a news story. Their vehicle was hit by an Improvised Explosive Device, severely injuring both. They were evacuated to the US military hospital in Germany and arrived today in the United States for further treatment in Bethesda, Maryland.

Vogt is fairing much better than Woodruff, who is said to barely be opening his eyes. Woodruff was supposed to take over as co-anchor of ABC News.

So, what happens with Woodruff's medical bills? Will his health insurance provide coverage even though the injuries were sustained in an area where a state of war exists?

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Cool Little Apps

Once in awhile, out comes a cool little application that does a small thing yet does it well. That's the case with coconutWiFi.

This little app allows Mac users to quickly see a list of discovered WiFi networks in the computer's wireless range and select one to use. The program will also tell, through color-coding, which network is open or closed. Keep in mind however, that some states or local governments view using someone else's network without permission as tresspassing or worse.

This program was written by a 22 year-old student in Germany. Cool stuff.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

The Ring For Singles

The problem with Valentine's Day is that unless you have a significant other you can hang with on that day for dinner or a nice, quiet evening at home, that day can really bug some folks. Then there are those who basically want to flaunt the fact that they don't have to buy chocolates, roses, dinner or naughtier items for their girlfriend or boyfriend.

Singelringen, a Swedish jewelry maker asked, at their website, if there are friendship rings, engagement rings, wedding rings, why not a ring for singles?

Yep, you got it, the Singles Ring. Get yours today!

Is there a divorce ring?

Try Not to Give Out Your SSN

Before Christmas, I received a letter from my mortgage provider saying that DHL lost one of their mainframe tapes that had my records on it. I was none too happy since just about everything needed to steal my identity was on that tape. The mortgage company offered to provide free credit checks for six or nine months (can't remember which) but that really didn't offer any sense of relief.

Just after New Year's, I received a letter saying they recovered the tape. Think I'll use DHL for shipping? There was definitely a sigh of relief.

If you are going to have any sort of New Year resolutions, make two to buy a shredder and shred confidential documents and resist requests for your Social Security Number.

This is no easy task. Chris Hibbert at totse.com offers some suggestions:
The guidelines for dealing with non-governmental institutions are much more tenuous. Most of the time private organizations that request your Social Security Number can get by quite well without your number, and if you can find the right person to negotiate with, they'll willingly admit it. The problem is finding that right person. The person behind the counter is often told no more than "get the customers to fill out the form completely."

Most of the time, you can convince them to use some other number. Usually the simplest way to refuse to give your Social Security Number is simply to leave the appropriate space blank. One of the times when this isn't a strong enough statement of your desire to conceal your number is when dealing with institutions which have direct contact with your employer. Most employers have no policy against revealing your Social Security Number; they apparently believe that it must have been an unintentional slip that you didn't give out your SSN.

Public utilities (gas, electric, phone, etc.) are considered to be private organizations under the laws regulating SSNs. Most of the time they ask for an SSN, and aren't prohibited from asking for it, but they'll usually relent if you insist. Ask to speak to a supervisor, insist that they document a corporate policy requiring it, ask about alternatives, ask why they need it and suggest alternatives.
There's much more at their website.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Music Industry Greedy? Surely you jest.

Here's further proof the folks running the music industry really don't know what they are talking about. This is from an article about folks in the music industry not being happy with Apple's pricing of .99¢ per song.
'I’m hearing that the artists aren’t happy, the publishers aren’t happy. Someone other than Apple needs to be happy for this industry to grow,' said Amit Shafrir, president of AOL’s premium services arm.
As someone at iPodlounge.com said, "Um… what about the customers, Amit… they seem to be happy."
'For the time being we all must work with Apple and make the most of iTunes,' said Eric Nicoli, chairman of EMI Group PLC, the world’s No. 3 record company. 'Single pricing is almost unique to the music industry,' Nicoli added. 'If you look at any other consumer category—including things like iPods—they sell at different prices.'
Uh, so you seem to be saying that an iPod shuffle should be the same price as the iPod nano or iPod? That all BMW models should be the same price? Dude, where did you get your MBA?

Basically, the music industry folks are just plain greedy. Apple has been turning in some nice sales numbers with the iTunes Music Store. Apple buys the songs at a certain price and are free to price it to customers as it see fit.

New Rules for 2006

Sometimes, George Carlin is just a cranky nut. Other times, he's a nut and then there are times when he's funny. That said, I couldn't pass this up.

NEW RULES for 2006 (George Carlin)

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com. There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them. Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn.

New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain?

New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards.

New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man , they're pictures of men.

New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.

New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.

New Rule: Stop f***ing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.

New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.

New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.

New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.

New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&M. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.

New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.

New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.

New Rule: and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your webcam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.

New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.

Friends Coming Back?

There were rumors yesterday that NBC was bringing Friends back as four 1 hour specials. The folks at TVSquad.com found out that those were just rumors. This is what NBC Media Relations had to say:
'There are currently no plans to have any follow-up to Friends other than Joey, which is still a major part of our comedy line-up and we whole-heartedly support. The rumors started this weekend are just that; rumors. We wish the rest of the cast of Friends continued success in their careers, and would welcome them back at any time, but there are currently no plans for them to appear in their Friends roles.'
I guess that was a sigh of relief for the four people who still watch Joey, which is all but cancelled by NBC.

Readers at TVSquad.com either welcomed the possibility or chided NBC for dredging up the dead. Some readers were overly not enthused because Friends is in such heavy syndication right now that it's valued has diminished greatly.

The Baseball Player's Wife

Kris Benson was traded from the New York Mets to the Baltimore Orioles. Kris' wife, Anna, believed the trade was because of her outspokenness. During an interview, she said,
'I know baseball is a business. But if they really did trade Kris because of me, it would be sexist, it would be discriminatory, and it wouldn't be the right thing to do. They didn't seem to get equal value in the trade, and it would be irresponsible for them to weaken their organization by trading Kris because he's married to me.'
She said this while doing a sexy photo shoot for FHM magazine. She has said before that she believed her husband was being traded because of her negotiations to pose nude in Playboy. So much for sexist and discriminatory.

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Thursday, January 19, 2006

O Canada! Who Will Carry The Flag?

CTV.ca reported that headliner Canadian athletes have been turning down the opportunity to be the flag bearer for the country at the Torino Winter Olympics next month.
A number of Canada's star athletes have refused to carry the country's flag at the opening ceremonies for the Turin Olympics next month, saying they need to focus on their main events.

Duties for opening ceremonies and media interviews can last up to eight hours, and can be a drain on an athlete's time and energy.

Bobsledder Pierre Lueders, cross-country skier Beckie Scott, and speed skaters Clara Hughes and Cindy Klassen have all asked their associations not to nominate them for the ceremonial role.

Scott, an Olympic champion, is scheduled to defend her gold medal in the 15 km pursuit event two days after the ceremony. Her coach told reporters that the skier does not want to put an ounce of energy where it is not "productive."
Officials were looking at competition schedules as part of choosing a person to carry the flag.

There may be something else to all this.
Some athletes are hesitant to carry the flag because of a rumoured jinx that claims whoever carries the flag is bound to fail.

"The curse can be broken and it will hopefully be broken in 2006, if there is a curse," former Olympic skier Tami Bradley laughed.

In 1998, moguls skier Jean-Luc Brassard blamed his poor performance on the fact that he carried the flag in the opening ceremonies at the Nagano Olympics the day before competing.

Speaking on CTV's Canada AM on Thursday, Brassard said carrying the Canadian flag is a great honour. However, it takes a lot of time and energy, and can break an athletes' concentration.

"When you think you have only 20 seconds to justify all those years of training for some sports, or 10 second for other sports, there are absolutely no room at all for any other thought," he said.

"And you want to have your concentration and all your mind at the specific moment that you have to do."
Further in the story, it was noted that,
A look into recent Olympic history shows that flag-bearing isn't always a curse: Doan, the 2002 flag bearer, won speed skating gold.
One way to dismiss that logic is to look at what Bob Beamon said he was doing with his wife the night before his record setting long jump at the 1968 Olympics.
The night before the finals, Beamon had been concerned, his mind going over his personal problems. He had lost his scholarship at Texas El-Paso for participating, with other blacks, in a boycott of a meet against Brigham Young, a Mormon school whose racial policies disturbed them. He also wasn't getting along with his wife.

"Everything was wrong," he said. "So I went into town and had a shot of tequila. Man, did I feel loose. I got a good sleep." (source)
And athletes balk at carrying a flag?

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Comfort Shows

There was another article at TVSquad.com about a variation on the theme of "comfort foods." In this case, "comfort shows."

We've all heard of "comfort foods," those foods that we always return to, the ones that we love and make us feel good and maybe even bring back good memories. But TV shows can be the same way. They might not be our "favorite" shows (though they very well could be), but they certainly make us feel so good we want to keep watching them (and now with DVDs, it's even easier).
The writer went on to list five of his "comfort shows." Here's mine:

  • M*A*S*H (I have 9 seasons on DVD)
  • Seinfeld (Timeless and funny stuff about nothing)
  • Friends (starting to be a little dated but still funny)
  • Hill Street Blues (Steven Bocho's masterpiece and it's finally coming to DVD Jan 24)
  • The Dick Van Dyke Show (arguably the best comedy series ever)
Others I might include are WKRP in Cincinnati, ER, The West Wing or Frasier.

TV Character Real Life Salaries

TVSquad.com found a list of what the real life salaries would be for some TV show characters. For example, Carrie Bradshaw, a writer with her own newspapere column on "Sex and the City," is able to buy some pretty expensive shoes. In the real world, she would probably be making around $57,000 as a columnist, eating in and definitely not living in Manhattan.
Other characters and their real-life salaries:
  • Homer Simpson, Nuclear Safety Inspector, The Simpsons: $64,000. He could so afford health insurance!
  • Grace Adler, Interior Designer, Will & Grace: $40,700. No wonder she needs a roommate.
  • Susan Mayer, Children's Book Illustrator, Desperate Housewives: $38,060. Alimony probably pays for that house on Wisteria Lane.
  • Sandy Cohen, Lawyer, The OC: $94,930. Maybe they got the McMansion for free from Kirstin's dad.
  • John "JD" Dorian, medical resident, Scrubs: $37,000. It's understandable that he can't afford an apartment on his own, what with those med school bills and all.
  • Michael Bluth, Acting company president, Arrested Development:$140,350.
  • Christian Troy, plastic surgeon, Nip/Tuck: $156,500.
  • Sidney Bristow, spy, Alias: $50,000.

Wow! I wonder what James Bond and 24'sJack Bauer's would make in real life. I'm sure that in real life, Jack would probably say, after surviving a hail of bullets, something like, "I don't get paid enough to deal with this," or "This isn't in my job description."

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Hey Laura, What's On Your iPod?

Laura Bush revealed in a Washington Times interview that her iPod "includes songs by Tina Turner and Dolly Parton." She also noted that her husband, "
...likes country music a little bit more than I do, although I actually really am very fond of country music, as well," she said. "One of the songs on my IPod that I love is Dolly Parton singing 'Stairway to Heaven.' So that's sort of a combination, country and pop."
Rock on, Laura!

Monday, January 16, 2006

What's the Worst Thing You Could Eat?

The folks over at slashfood.com have a list of what they think are the worst foods you could ever eat:
  • Deep fried Snickers or Mars bars - This "snack" packs over 450 calories and about 30 grams of fat, and a king size will deliver more than 700 calories and 44 grams of fat. What's more disturbing is that some pubs plate them with a side of fries and call them lunch.
  • Shelf stable “creamers” – Water, sugar or corn syrup solids and partially hydrogenated oils make up this shelf-stable faux cream. Need we say more?
  • Pasteurized, processed cheese food - No, we don’t care how well they melt. These melty, spreadable, day-glo orange “cheeses” have to be labeled as “cheese food” because of the addition of preservatives and liquids. Yum.
  • Burger King Chicken Fries – A tiny amount of chicken with four layers of breading, deep-fried in soybean oil 3 ounces of “fries” with dipping sauce, come up to 340 calories and 24 grams of fat, as well as 1020 mg of sodium per serving.
  • Instant ramen noodles – Very high in both sodium and saturated fat On the plus side, there is little, if any sugar in these, though you’ll be reaching for something sweet to get the salt out of your mouth.
  • Movie theater popcorn – popped in coconut oil and topped with “butter," a large size has about 20 cups of popcorn and almost three days worth of saturated fat.
  • McDonald’s Sausage, Egg and Cheese McGriddle – only if you want to have over 50% of your recommended daily intake of fat, saturated fat and sodium in a 7 oz. (199 gm) sandwich.
  • Super sized soft drinks – Huge drinks, like the 52-ounce X-treme gulp at 7-11, when filled with sugary sodas, can pack away over 600 calories each!

I'd probably have to say that Oreos laced with rat poison could probably be worse than the deep-fried Snickers bar. I wonder what that tastes like.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

The San Francisco Burrito

While reading one person's blog about his trip to San Francisco and the Mac Expo this week, I saw mention of the "San Francisco burrito". There was even a link to a Wikipedia entry.

That Wikipedia entry reminded me of the couple of years I lived in Cupertino, just a few blocks or so down from Apple's headquarters. My friend Simeon introduced me to a great restaurant called Pollo's Mexican Rotisserie, just off of Stevens Creek Blvd.

They offered huge burritos filled with rice and freshly made chicken. Their salsa was handmade and there was a variety of hot sauces to choose from. Very fresh and great quality for a cheap price. Pollo's was a great place to visit Saturday afternoons.

I would have to agree that the "San Francisco style burrito" is probably the pre-cursor to the wrap sandwiches we see all over the place.

Other restaurants I miss from the San Jose area include Armadillo Willy's, in Sunnyvale, and Yoshinoya's, in Cupertino.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Bowled Out

The college football season is now done. I only watched the Orange Bowl and Rose Bowls this year.

Yes, Penn State won the Orange Bowl but heck, I'd rather remember the 1987 Orange Bowl. That was a much more impressive win over Miami. This year's game was an ugly mess.

Joe Paterno was sporting a really deep tan that could give George Hamilton a run for the money. Micheal Robinson, in spite of the pre-game hype by the announcers botched a snap, threw an interception and simply had trouble connecting with his receivers. Then there were all the missed field goal attempts.

Thank goodness for players like Austin Scott and Ethan Kilmer on the offense, and Paul Posluszny, on defense. Those guys did outstanding work.

The Rose Bowl was no myth as the national championship this year. It was great to watch two incredibly stellar teams play against each other. No. 1 University of Southern California Trojans versus No. 2 University of Texas Longhorns.

I lived in Austin, TX when the Longhorns last won the national championship, so you could pretty much guess who I was cheering for. Hook 'Em Horns, folks!

Vince Young, Texas' junior quarterback, just may be the best quarterback in the country. I have rarely seen a quarterback act so cool under pressure. I am amazed though that Texas did so well in spite of the number of fumbles they committed.

While I was cheering on Texas, either team deserved to be national champs.

Now to see how the Chicago Bears fare in the pro playoffs.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Girl Scout Cookies

Last Monday, I ordered six boxes of Girl Scout cookies from my niece, Alison. When I returned to work Tuesday, I saw signs all over the building by several co-workers asking people to order cookies from their daughters.

I ordered the Peanut Butter Sandwiches, Caramel deLites (probably the most popular) and Lemon Pastry Cremes. I should probably see if I can get the Lemon Coolers. Might help stave off cabin fever.

It's that time of year and now it seems that with the start of every Fall and Spring academic semesters, there's the usual onslaught of fund raiser purchase requests. Girl Scout cookies, trash bags, wrapping paper, magazine subscriptions, hoagies, etc.

Wikipedia has a great article about Girl Scout Cookies.
Exact details vary from Girl Scout council to council, as each council negotiates with the baker and sets their own prices. The individual troop selling the cookies typically receives about $0.40 to $0.60 per box. After the cookies are paid for, the majority of the additional monies go to the Girl Scout Council, and are used to pay for events and activities for the girls, maintenance of the council's Girl Scout camps and other properties, cookie sale incentives, and Council administration costs. Each council can provide a breakdown showing how cookie money is used in that council (this information is usually printed on the back of the girl's Cookie Order Form).
I love Girl Scout Cookies. The quality is consistantly excellent and it's really tough to choose a flavor since they are all good. The only problem is that they don't help if you are trying to maintain any sort of diet.

What surprises me is that the Girl Scouts of America prohibits sales over the internet. I guess the idea is to teach the girls how to interact with the public.

Year of Korean Food?

It's that time of the new year in which every sort of pundit makes predictions about what will happen during the new year. Sarah Gim at Slashfood.com thinks that Korean food will be "in" this year.
January 29 may be the debut of the Year of the Dog, but I'm quite certain that 2006 will be the Year of Korean Food. It's going to be my personal mission this year to see that red (pepper) will be the new black, Korean barbecue will be the Asian answer to South Beach, and kimchee will be right up there with salsa and sauerkraut.
The last time I ate Korean food was while living in Urbana, Illinois. The great thing about Champaign-Urbana Illinois is the huge variety of ethnic restaurants. While I was living there, you could find everything from Greek, Arabic (if that's the right word to use), Thai, Vietnamese in addition to Japanese, Chinese, and of course, Korean.

Hmmm...Korean barbecue...must check this out.

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Tracking Santa

The NORAD Santa Tracker is back this year and we don't need the help of the NSA or secret wiretaps to do this. Simply point your browser to the Santa Tracker.

Santa ain't no slacker!

The Deal With Deal Or No Deal

I've now watched two episodes of the weeklong run on NBC of "Deal or No Deal." I'm torn between whether or not I like it.

NBC's description of the show at their website was far too simplistic. Here's my take. The contestant chooses a briefcase. It is opened to reveal a dollar amount which is eliminated from a list of all the available dollar amounts. Of course, the contestant would love for all the dollar amounts except $500,000, $750,000 or $1 Million to be removed.

After the contestant has made several choices, the "banker" will call to offer the contestant an amount of money to walk away from the game. Hence, the "deal or no deal." It doesn't get anymore complicated than that.

At one point in last night's episode, a woman was crying because she couldn't figure out what to do. There were four cases left, three had low dollar amounts attached to them and one had $1 Million. The "banker" offered her $201,000. Hmmm, either $1 Million or something like $5, $500, or $2,000. Yeah, take the deal. And she did, after several tense moments.

The next contestant had most of the high amounts eliminated from the game early on and I suspect he was continuing to play in order to get the banker to offer higher deals. At the end of his run, it was either continue to go for the $500,000 case or $99,000. He took the deal. It wasn't going to get any better.

I have to wonder though, who NBC is catering the show to. At one point during the second contestant's run, it was mentioned in a caption that there was "1 in 4 chance" of picking the $500,000 briefcase. Uh, duh, ya think?

Plus, the so-called "banker" is a hokey device. Just let the show's host make the offer.

That, of course, brings me to the host. Howie Mandel. He did such a poor job of acting with regard to talking with "The Banker" on a cordless phone that nobody was fooled. Even the contestants were making fun of "The Banker."

The show is also heavily edited and voices were overdubbed later in the studio.

"Deal or No Deal" has potential but I guess that once they tidy things up, it will be too much like "The Price is Right."

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

NYC Transit Workers On Strike

Yeah, to all those transit workers, I saw Santa's list and well, let's just say we're talking coal in the stockings. At least you can use the coal to keep warm this winter since your union is getting slapped with $1million fines each day you're on strike.

Coals!
I'm sure we all get the occasional Christmas Letter in which the sender reports highlights of things that happened over the previous year. I think they're great.

Lifehacker.com mentioned a weblog written for a 2 year-old boy that has a year in review article in which the 2 year-old son is interviewed by Ted Koppel. Funny and a great idea for future Christmas letters.

Read the blog here.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Curtailing Rude Movie House Behavior

On Sunday, I went to see The Chronicles of Narnia. It was an OK film. As a friend said, great epic battle but mediocre acting. It also probably didn't help that the past three Decembers were all about Peter Jackson's The Lord of the Rings.

Nonetheless, what really got to me while watching CoN was the kid sitting behind me who was constantly kicking the back of my chair. I don't understand this because there is a wide gap between the rows. Several times I turned around and asked him to stop. The father, sitting next to him, just smiled.

Then, someone down in the front row got a call on his cell phone. He had the volume set to low but that was still bad enough but it got worse. The thing with many cell phones these days is the backlighting. My Motorola e815, for example, could probably help get me home in the dark. And that was the case with this guy's cell phone. It pretty much lit up a small area around him.

The National Organization of Theatre Operators has been petitioning the FCC to block cell phone signals inside movie theatres in an attempt to curtail "rude behavior."

On the other side of the fence, the Cellular Telecommunications and Internet Association is trying to block this request, saying it interferes with the ability for the cell phone owner to receive emergency calls.

Personally, I really don't want more regulations. People just need to learn to be courtious and turn their cell phones off while the movie is on. It really isn't that hard.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Scrambled Eggs Unscrambled

We've all made scrambled eggs before, or at least I hope we all have. Here's a website with info on how to do scrambled eggs right. Just be sure not to make them your first meal after a fun evening of helping to ring in the new year.

Mr. Breakfast Makes Scrambled Eggs

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Unsafe At Any Speed

Michelle Rodriguez may do a great job of acting on Lost but my oh my, she can't act properly in the role of car driver. According to TVSquad.com,
Michelle Rodriguez, who plays Ana Lucia on Lost, has paid nearly $1,000 in traffic fines in Hawaii since August of this year. Here's a rundown of her offenses:
  • August, fined $197 for going 90 mph in a 50 mph zone
  • October, fined $300 for going 90 mph in a 35 mph zone (!)
  • November, fined $357 for going 83 mph in a 55 mph zone
Rodriguez just pleaded no contest to the November citation and paid the big fine. And, of course, she's still waiting for her court date on those lovely drunk driving charges from earlier this month. And, she was charged with 3 misdemeanors in in 2003 in LA for hit and run, drunk driving, and driving without a license.
One observation noted in the comments for the TVSquad.com story is that she never had a drivers license or learners permit before staring in The Fast and the Furious. Seems to explain a lot of things.

Charlie Brown Is Not A Blockhead

For a Christmas special that first aired in 1965, A Charlie Brown Christmas still pulls in the viewers.

According to TVSquad.com,
A Charlie Brown Christmas, drew 15.3 million viewers, which was good for 8th place in the Nielsen rankings. It also ranked first in its time slot among kids aged 2-11 and adults aged 25-54 (jeez... what's wrong with those teenagers? Too cool for a little Chuck Brown?)
I think it is still one of the best special shows for Christmas and does a stellar job of conveying the reason for the season. I have it on DVD and will watch it Christmas Eve.

Out of stock? What do you mean, "Out of stock?"

Not to brag, but rather to make a point...I live in America where I can go to a store and choose between at least 20 different brands and types of toilet paper, several types of potatoes, whatever brand and type of TV but yet, amazingly, try to find certain items for Christmas gifts and it's out of stock.

Christmas comes once a year. Same date every year. We all know it's coming and yet some companies cannot properly plan stock levels. Best examples this year are iPods and the Xbox 360.

Argh!

There, I feel much better.

Monday, December 12, 2005

You Know You're Living in 2005 When...

You know you’re living in 2005 when:
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don’t have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work and you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial “9? to get an
outside line.
8. You’ve sat at the same desk for four years, and worked for three
different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11:00 news.
11. Your boss doesn’t have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see If
anyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
turn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go on-line before getting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
17. You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.
19. You are too busy to notice there was no # 9 on this list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a # 9 on this
list.


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Guide To Dating Geeky Guys

I found this site by way of tuaw.com.

Emily Hambridge wrote in her blog, a guide of sorts, about dating an Apple Developer. While I'm not a developer I do work with computers and electronic gadgets so there are pointers in there that apply to me as well. Pretty funny too.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Snow? Time to get milk, bread and toilet paper

Washington DC wasn't just supposed to get snow last night but a snow storm. Given how little snow the DC area normally gets, panic mode by the area's citizens ensues. Or at least panic mode sets in on the news media.

Paul Farhi, of the Washington Post, set out to look at salesof milk, bread and toilet paper, or, as he called it, MBTP. These are the staple items that are said to be what people rush out to buy at stores before a snow storm hits.
MBTP are supposedly what everyone runs to the store for at the first sign of a flake or flurry. More than staple commodities, they are the supposed bench marks of the region's ability to "cope" with a few inches of snow. Look! gawp the TV weather people, zooming in on denuded supermarket shelves, as if a Dupont Circle supermarket had suddenly turned into a Soviet supply depot. It's not really snowing until someone reports a run on MBTP.

He checked with records of area Safeway grocery stores and found that, compared to December 5, 2004,
...milk and bread sales roughly doubled Monday at Safeway's 100 stores throughout the mid-Atlantic region...Those two products were among the chain's best sellers...Then again, so were bacon, scrapple and eggs...along with fruit, water, soda, infant formula, Kool-Aid and boneless chicken breasts.
But toilet paper was not even amongst the top 50. Giant, another grocery chain, said that ice cream sold better than toilet paper. This is probably because, as the story noted and I can attest to, there is probably a more than adaquet supply of TP in the house. Trust me, when supplies get low and Cottonelle goes on sale, I'm all about it.

Gasoline should be added to that list. When our family lived in Illinois, we had to trek five miles into town to pick up milk, bread, fill the car and fill the can with kerosene for our portable heaters.

While State College PA gets its share of snow, the winters are nothing like what I experienced in Illinois and Iowa, people get into serious panic mode. As soon as the forecast says "Storm" the parking lots of all the grocery stores are filled and staple items make their way off the shelves faster than a kid asking his parents if he really, really has to shovel the driveway.

Monday, December 05, 2005

Harry Potter And His Millions

This weekend, "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" took in $20.45 million. The domestic total thus far, is $229.8 million. The movie has brought in $560 million worldwide.

The current ticket prices helped, as did showing the movie on multiple screens. One local theatre boasted showings on the hour, every hour. I'm sure that will change as we move into this weekend with the release of "The Chronicles of Narnia," "Memoirs of a Geisha" and "Syrianna."

King Kong will follow on the 14th. Steven Speilberg's "Munich" will have a limited release this month, no doubt to get in for the running for Oscars.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Good Xbox Hunting

My quest for an Xbox 360 continues although I think my search will slow down. The local Target got four in yesterday but shortly after their doors opened, they were sold out. If Hasbro tries to tell you that the latest Elmo doll is this season's hot toy, don't believe it.

On eBay, some guy was selling only the Xbox 360 box. That's right, someone bid $400 for the silly empty box.

After reading an online forum discussion where someone requested those lucky dogs who got an Xbox 360 to post the manufacture date on the back of their consoles, I'm convinced that Microsoft didn't necessarily artificially create a shortage. Owners posted dates anywhere between October 11, 2005 and November 17, 2005. The official US launch was November 22, 2005. So it seems the console went gold master very close to launch and production hasn't had a chance to really ramp up.

Then again, maybe I should be counting my blessings for not getting an Xbox 360 on November 22. I am leary of buying a product so soon into it's product life. All the manufacturing kinks still need to be worked out.

I think the launch has backfired for Microsoft. The Walmart here and some other stores have moved their Xbox 360 kiosks to the back of the store because they simply cannot get enough (or any) consoles to meet the demand. Receiving four in one week then nothing really doesn't help.

Friday, November 25, 2005

Black Sunday Has Nothing On Black Friday

CNN.com, in a story about Wal-Mart claiming to have had 2 million shoppers in one hour on Friday November 25, 2005, definied Black Friday:
The day after Thanksgiving is called "Black Friday" because it traditionally marks the period when retailers finally move out of the red and into the black, or profitability.

My definition is quite a bit different. It is the one day of the year that some normal everyday people turn into rude ugly monsters.

I went to Wal-Mart at 5am on a Black Friday once and swore I'd never do that again. This year I not only stood in line at Best Buy for their 5am opening in the 17°F temps (with gusty winds), I was standing in line with the hopes of scoring an elusive Xbox 360 videogame system.

There are rumors that Microsoft artificially created the acute shortage of units to increase the hype through March, when the Sony Playstation 3 gets released.

As we inched to the entrance, the guy behind me told us to look to our left, toward the parking lot, to see the people getting out of their cars and heading to the door too. Those folks figured to take advantage of how kind people are and squeeze in the door. I told everyone around us not to let them in. Yes, it wasn't a nice thing but my numb toes and fingers told me to not let the cheaters in. We all had been standing outside for over an hour, why should these folks make it in without enduring what we had?

And sure enough, there were people trying to cut in but there were about 10 of us who kind of deflected their attempts to squeeze in. One woman even went so far as to say "excuse me, I really need to get in." I told her she needed to get to the back of the line. Then she scoffed. She actually got mad that we wouldn't let her cut in line.

Once inside, I found that there weren't any Xbox 360s to be found. So as not to have my valiant efforts be all for naught, and to show I wasn't just shopping for myself, I checked off some of the items on my Christmas shopping list.

I also stopped by Circuit City, Target and Wal-Mart to see if I had a chance but no luck. The person working the electronics counter at Wal-Mart said, "We sold out of those Monday."

What kind of an answer is that? So I responded with a stupid question. "Wow, sold out? That was the last stock you'll be getting?"

She said more would come in stock and I should check back in every once in awhile. I guess it's fair to assume she didn't realize this is what I was doing since I don't shop there regularly (I'm a Target fan).

One Xbox related discussion forum member jokingly mentioned, after striking out on Black Friday as well, that he's looking forward to the [real] Xbox 360 launch. I think he has a point. I'm hearing of people having trouble with their Xbox 360s already so maybe when we get ours in January, February, March or June of 2006, we'll get the revised versions.

I'm now looking to order online since that seems to be the only way to reserve one. As much of a frequent customer as I am at Best Buy, I am not on the same level as basketball star Lebron James who bought 15 Xbox 360s with 15 sets of every available game and accessory. He had all this stuff loaded into his SUV in front of the line of people at the local Best Buy last Monday night waiting to buy an Xbox 360 of their own. He then drove off, then the doors opened for the pions and they all found there was a shortage of units for sale. Hmmm...

Lesson learned. Black Friday still sucks. Mean people suck.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

George Lucas was recently interviewed by the Hollywood Reporter in which he discussed the future of the movie industry. here is the most provocative part of the interview:

THR: There are definitely some dynamics that are changing the economics of the business. What do you think of Mark Cuban's idea of releasing films simultaneously at home and in theaters?
Lucas: I think it'll happen -- it'll have to happen.

THR: Really? Because of the economics?
Lucas: Because of piracy. It's the only way you can stop piracy; there is no other way. You have to get a very, very aggressive enforcement program so that people do have consequences to stealing, but you also have to be able to offer it to them (in the home) for the same price they can get it on the street. It won't be DVDs -- DVDs aren't going to be around too much longer. If you can get it at home for $2, then why would you go on the street and get a bad version?

THR: What do you think will replace DVD?
Lucas: Pay-per-view.

THR: Something that streams in, not prerecorded media?
Lucas: It's the way kids do it today. It's how you do it on your iPod: They just download it. You pay 99 cents for music, and movies will be like two bucks. That will definitely change the economics of the business because (studios) are losing money now.

THR: Somebody was telling me that the studios' profit margins are only about 10%.
Lucas: I don't even think it's that: If you look at the (theatrical) divisions, I don't think they make any money. I don't think they've made money for five or six years.

THR: So it's basically a loss leader for DVD, television, etc.?
Lucas: Yup, all of the ancillary markets. For studios, the fact is that the theatrical film market is less than 10% of their business -- it's very, very small. I mean, you could chop that off in a second, and it wouldn't even bother them -- they're just doing it as a promotional thing.

THR: Do you think the industry will survive that way?
Lucas: I don't think the theatrical exhibition business will go away because I think people will always want to go to the movies, just as they go to the opera, they go to the ballet, and they go to football games. Football is a perfect example, where you can stay at home and watch it in the comfort of your own home and see a much better presentation, but people still sit out in the cold and cheer on (their teams) ... and you can't see anything because it's all distant. And now they have giant screens so you can watch it on television right there -- but they still fill up 100,000-seat (stadiums). We'll end up with fewer theaters with bigger screens and better presentations, and the theater owners will work very hard to make the whole thing an event.

Good analogy and I think Lucas is right on target. Interestingly, the movie industry and television broadcast industry seem to be embracing the new technologies faster and more willingly than the stinky pots over at the RIAA.

Friday, November 18, 2005

What's In Your Widget Folder?

I like the Dashboard in Apple's Mac OS X 10.4. What I don't like is how much screen real estate some of those widgets use. Unfortunately, Windows users don't know what I'm talking about since Dashboard is not Windows compatible. Check out Konfabulator. This program is similar to Dashboard and works with both Mac and Windows.

Both Dashboard and Konfabulator make use of widgets, tiny applications that do one or two things and those one or two things well.

The showcase widgets for both applications are the ones for showing you the weather. You can also get widgets that will update you on sports scores, play Asteroids or Frogger, show current gasoline prices in your area, et cetera.

Another difference beetween Dashboard and Konfabulator is how much space the widgets use. The folks who build widgets for Konfabulator get it. Their widgets don't take up as much needless space as Dashboard widgets.

Still, check out both Dashboard and Konfabulator. There are some great and fun widgets.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Food Thoughts

Next Thursday is Thanksgiving here in the US and thoughts turn to food. Kinda helps that I am writing this while eating lunch.

- KFC is preparing advertising to focus on the Avian Influenza just in case of a widespread outbreak in America. The company said it does not import poultry from affected countries. There are something like 1500 KFC locations in China. Personally, I don't care what sort of advertising they come up with, if the bird flu hits here, that's just the perfect excuse to focus on steak. Doh! Mad Cow...can't win for nothing.

- Snapple has come out with pie flavored beverages. Just in time for the holidays and only for the holidays. They say you can really taste the apple pie, crust and all. Serve cold or hot.

- Want truly conversational food? Get some Marmite or Vegemite and have some blind taste tests. Trust me, commentary will be guaranteed

Love Hate Foods

A recent slashfood.com article discussed what foods you like in one form but really dislike in another form. Here's my list:

  • Love tomatos in pizza, salsa, tomato sauce but hate it elsewhere.
  • Love French Fries, boiled potatos, hash browns and baked potatos but not a huge fan of mashed potatos.
  • Love corn bread and corn chips, hate corn
  • Love chili hate beans
  • Love spinach and arugula salad hate cooked greens
  • Hot tea is OK occasionally hate hot coffee but love ice tea and the occasional ice coffee

My list probably gets more bizarre as we go on.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Sitting On The Beat

What's great about iTunes is the ability to create playlists and we all love playlists, known back in the day as a mix tape. The movie, "High Fidelity" centers around playlists/mix tapes.

What's cool about the iTunes Music Store are the celebrity playlists. It's always intriguing to read what sort of a playlist whatever celebrity would create and why each song was chosen.

I just finished reading the playlist created by Jeff Daniels, the actor. I learned that Daniels is a definite Blues fan and his description for each song is amazing. Here's what he said for inclusion of "Bring Your Fine Self Home" by Albert Collins:
One of my favorite blues songs. The passion behind the lyric, the build to the music and the story of the song all want Albert to take off, but he sits on the beat which only makes the song that much stronger.
His other explanations are just as descriptive and telling. Great stuff. There are 187 celebrity playlists out there at the iTunes Music Store. Check 'em out.

Here's my current playlist with very short notes:

  • Come To Jesus - Mindy Smith: I love the lyrics and it helps that her voice works well with them.
  • Loving In My Baby's Eyes - Shannon McNally: Her version of this Taj Mahal song is probably the best out there. Great jam.
  • Things We Said Today - The Beatles: After all the years of listening to The Beatles, it comes back to this song. I read a musician's analysis of this song and am amazed at the actual complexity of the tune. This just might be the best example of the Lennon/McCartney collaborations.
  • Hard Times - Eastmountainsouth: What a shame this group broke up.
  • Drop Thumb Medley - Steve Martin: Comedian, actor, author and the one thing Steve Martin really really enjoys is the banjo. This shows he clearly is no slouch.
  • Desire - Ryan Adams: I first heard this on "The West Wing." Ryan Adams is becoming a favorite of mine even though I'm not a huge fan of Country music. Proves that I can be attracted to a song despite it's genre.
  • Just A Kid - Wilco: First heard on XM Radio. Thanks to XM, I am hearing stuff by Wilco and Beck.
  • Stolen Car - Patty Griffin: Great take on a Bruce Springsteen tune. She obviously heard what The Boss was trying to do on "Nebraska" and made it her own.
  • I Want You To Want Me - Letters to Cleo: Best cover of a Cheap Trick tune ever. Great song and I'm sure it's a blast to stand up on stage and play this tune.
Normally, I am very good at figuring out remote control buttons and adapting to finding them without having to look at the remote, my Adelphia DVR's remote is not Roger-friendly. The number buttons are too small and too close to each other.

I've been looking for some sort of replacement and the Harmony remotes from Logitech look cool enough. The remote can be connected to your computer so you can download configuration files that allow the remote to work with an ever changing list of audio/video products. Logitech is even selling one that will work with the new Xbox 360 gaming console.

My only problem is that at $200-$300, you really have to take care of the remote. And we all know how abused remote controls are. As meticulous as I am with my Palm TX or Apple iPod, my remote controls get fairly abused.

Black Friday Cometh

Beyond the first aisle, there be dragons.

That's borrowed from the quote on a plaque sold in a mail order catalog ("Beyond this place, there be dragons.") but it's pretty much a good observation of the people inside WalMart on the Friday after Thanksgiving, known as "Black Friday," the busiest shopping day of the year.

I did the early morning Black Friday thing once...once! I've sworn myself to never do that again. People are downright nasty on Black Friday.

So, if you are going to do battle with other shoppers on Black Friday, you can either take the Capital One barbarians with you or heed the tips at dollarhacker.com on how to survive Black Friday. Better than my suggestion of carrying a nice Glock 9mm semi-automatic with a couple of clips. Probably illegal in most states, definitely in San Francisco.

Two tips at the end of the list are important. Don't bring the kids. It will be crowded, lots of people running around and generally unpleasant for them. Also, be kind and flexible with the store staff. It's rough for them too and they are going to be dealing with a lot of nonsense. A smile goes a long way.

By the way, I just learned that quote, "Beyond this place there be dragons" was written at the ends of maps 500 or so years ago.

Know Your Name Elmo Hacked

Knows Your Name Elmo is the latest itteration of the Elmo doll released just in time for Christmas shopping. According to Endgadget.com, "Knows Your Name Elmo" is

a version of the furry red Sesame Street character that comes complete with a CD full of software and his very own USB cable. Program the $40 toy (which also comes in a Winnie the Pooh version) on your PC and it will sing, tell stories and remind your kid to eat his breakfast, all using the tyke’s own name (and just to make sure Madison and Jaxon are covered, there’s a database of 15,000 names available). We always thought that’s what parents were for, but it looks like the marketers at Fisher-Price know better, since they’re hoping to sell out of these this holiday season. We can only hope that at least a few will be bought by hackers, who will show us what Elmo and Pooh are really capable of.


Indeed, the first how-tos for helping those hackers has been posted.

Hmmm...so Elmo knows your kid's name, bedtime, birthday...maybe it should be renamed as Stalker Elmo.

Monday, November 14, 2005

Sorry Martha But You're Fired

Sorry Martha, but your show just isn't working for us.

NBC said it will not order another season of the Martha Stewart version of "The Apprentice."

NBC: Martha, what do you think went wrong?

Martha: My show is a good thing because it features Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia and...

NBC: So you're saying that's the problem? Answer my question.

Martha: It's Koppelman and his stupid cigar.

NBC: But you run the show, aren't you ultimately responsible?

Martha: I did my part. It's the other people. The house arrest didn't help and...

NBC:(chuckles) No, it didn't...

Martha: But Martha Stewart is a strong brand!

NBC: The ratings say otherwise.

Martha: What other executive can you get to replace me that has stronger recognition with the general public?

NBC: Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Jeff Bezos, Ken Lay

Martha: But I run MSLO!

NBC: I think we've heard enough, Martha, I'm sorry but you just don't fit in. Thank you.

Saturday, November 12, 2005

The. Best. Christmas. Tree. Ever

Urban Outfitters has a replica "Charlie Brown Pathetic Christmas Tree."

Original

Replica

Order your's today!

Bottled Holidays 2005 Vintage

The Winter holidays are coming and several beer makers are coming out with their annual holiday batches. Not to be left out...errr...in the cold, Jones Soda has also has a special gift pack of unique flavored soda for the holidays

I first saw this at Target and took a double-take at the flavors and I'm sure you will too when you read further. The flavors? The nationally available package includes Brussels Sprout with Prosciutto, Cranberry Sauce, Turkey & Gravy, Wild Herb Stuffing, and Pumpkin Pie. The regionally available version (look at the Jones Soda website for details) has Broccoli Casserole, Smoked Salmon Paté , Turkey & Gravy, Corn on the Cob, and Pecan Pie.

Yummy.

Actually, I'm sure that instead of "yummy" the first word you thought of was "Why?" According to their website, "In an effort to provide more support for children’s charities, Jones launched two different holiday packs benefiting St. Jude’s Children’s Research Center and Toys for Tots, with the goal of raising $100,000 and $50,000, respectively.

J. Scott Wilson at WTAE in Pittsburgh did his own taste test. The best flavor he tasted? Cranberry.

If you want to try these sodas, hurry down to the stores. Wilson reported that his local Target is sold out and Jones said that once they are gone, they are gone. Maybe this will be the "It" item on eBay?

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Semper Fidelis for 230 Years

The United States Marine Corp was founded on this date in 1775. Hoo-rah! 230 years old.

I just finished reading Jeff Shaara's book on the Great War, "To The Last Man," which focussed in part on Marines who fought on the Western Front. Through that book, because of a particular quote, I read more information on one of the most legendary Marines, Sergeant Major Daniel Daly.

During the Battle of Belleau Wood, one of the American Expeditionary Force's first actions during WWI, Daly and his men found themselves surrounded by Germans. Outgunned and outflanked, Daly figured the best way to save their butts was to order an assault, not unlike Joshua Chamberlain at Gettysburg.

Daly moved ahead and inspired his men to move forward wth him by yelling, "Come on, you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever?" Daly and the other soldiers defeated the Germans and captured the town of Lucy le Bocage.

For his actions, Daly was awarded the Navy Cross. This was on top of the two Medals of Honor he received in the Boxer Rebellion and in Haiti. He probably should have received a third Medal of Honor for this action.

With the help of folks like Dan Daly, the Marine Corp will live forever.

Happy Birthday to the Corp! Hoo-rah!

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Harry Potter Notes

Here are some FYI kinda things regarding the latest Harry Potter movie that will storm the country next weekend.

  • It's rated PG-13. Not because of really scary stuff but because of some kissing. Yes, the kids are hitting puberty. New reports are saying it's because of some scary scenes. We'll find out on the 18th.
  • 2.5 hours. That's how long the movie is. Be sure to sit at the end of the aisle for a fast bathroom break so as not to miss much.
  • I'm definitely not going to the midnight showing. I also might avoid opening weekend unless my nieces and one nephew try to twist my arm. I want to see it but hate crowds (not a phobia). Maybe I could say they shouldn't be seeing any on-screen snogging yet.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Shack Attack

Radio Shack is now an authorized Apple reseller. Their stores will be stocking iPods in addition to the iPod accessories they already sell.

Hopefully, this also means they will be stocking Macs as well.

The one thing that can be said for Radio Shack is that unlike other electronics stores, the stuff they have on display are turned on and operational.

I went to Circuit City the other day to look at Palm PDAs and Windows Mobile PDAs. They had five on display. None were working (needed recharging) and the sales rep had no clue as to how to answer my question. Best Buy was no better.

I really, really, really wish we'd get a CompUSA here. There's no doubt they'd do well. The State College PA WalMart, in the North Atherton Mall, according to a manager I spoke with, is the most successful branch at the start of school. Probably because that Wal-Mart is Back To School central for many of the outlying towns in the area.

Since Lowe's is moving from their one location to a new one a quarter mile down the road, there's already a big-box store sized building waiting.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Butter Bust!

Sometimes, you just can't make this up. This from the Montreal Gazette.

Agriculture Department inspectors swooped down on four Wal-Mart stores in the Quebec City area yesterday and seized 72 plastic tubs of yellow Becel margarine with an estimated street value of $179.28.

The margarine is butter yellow, which makes it illegal for sale in Quebec.

The measure is intended to protect the province's 3,000 dairy producers.

The best part of the story was this,
On Thursday, Maxime Arseneau, agriculture critic for the Parti Quebecois, tabled a margarine tub in the National Assembly and charged that Unilever Canada Inc., which makes Becel, and Wal-Mart Stores Inc. Canada were conspiring to bring yellow margarine into the province.

"This is serious," Arseneau chided reporters who found the situation humorous.
Honestly, if I was a reporter there, I would probably have died laughing.

As one outsidethebeltway.com reader noted, "They didn’t take into account the street value after the margarine was cut with jelly."

So while Canadian law enforcement officers were chasing down and handcuffing margarine, other more serious crimes were not be tended to.

Movie Mumblings

Videogames and comic book heros rarely make for good movies. Exceptions have been Batman (Batman Begins definitely, others depends on which one), Spiderman, Superman (once you work with the idea that eyeglasses really do keep Clark Kent's identity secret). Super Mario Brothers, no. Doom could have been good. Tomb Raider? So-so.

Halo, the beyond popular videogame for the Xbox is being made into a movie. According to one guy who allegedly got a hold of the alleged script said it is excellent, and he doesn't play videogames.

Another sure sign this movie will do well is that Peter Jackson is producing. Speaking of Peter Jackson, his schedule is pretty much carved in stone for awhile. He is releasing King Kong in December, Halo is due in 2007, as is The Lovely Bones, based on the bestselling book.

I've read The Lovely Bones and figured it would be made into a movie. This should be a welcome break from all the special effects laden Lord of the Rings, King Kong and Halo. Maybe returnig to the style he used for "Heavenly Creatures."

Yet another comic book hero coming to the big screen. Marvel Comics' Nick Fury. Who is rumored to portray the action hero? Will Smith (Independence Day, Hitch).

Back in the day, I only read one or two Nick Fury comics but maybe Samuel L. Jackson, Laurence Fishburne would be better. Actually, I like the one suggestion at Cinematical.com, George Clooney. I wouldn't be surprised if his hairstyle was inspired by reading Nick Fury comics.

Friday, November 04, 2005

Chicken Cam

Koen Bogaert in Belgium has set up a webcam featuring his two chickens, Thelma and Louise. Why? Originally he just wanted to set up the webcam and see what happened. Then the whole Bird Flu thing started up and well, it really went from there.
"Since Europe is under the threat of the bird flu, Thelma & Louise became the symbol of the fight against the forced quarantine and massacre of domestic birds," he writes. "Newspapers, radio, and television are all bringing Thelma & Louise into the picture, and thousands of visitors are watching these funky chicks daily."

Burrito Wars

I can understand two guys fighting over a girl at a bar, a fight between neighbors over a dog that barks way too much but a fight over a burrito?

The Metropolitan Police Department is investigating an early-morning fight that supposedly started over a burrito.

Police said a man inside the store didn't have enough money to pay for his burrito and left the store to get more. While he was outside, another of the store's patrons decided to buy that burrito.

News4 talked to that patron, who didn't want to be identified. He said when the man came back into the store, he became livid that someone had bought his burrito and the fight escalated from there.

Police said the fight then spilled outside the store and at some point, the girlfriend of the original purchaser opened a car door and released a 75- to 80-pound pit bull, which bit three men, including an innocent bystander. SOURCE
As Outsidethebeltway.com observed: "If she released the hounds, I have to imagine it was carne asada and not just bean & cheese..."

Are 7-11 burritos that good?

The Death Star's Inner Workings

Imagine you're at the party and someone poses the question: "Hey, really, how does the Star Wars Deathstar work?" Well, howstuffworks.com has come to the rescue with their take on an answer to that question.

Personally, the most enlightening thing I've heard about Star Wars or Star Trek was when someone mentioned observing how you can tell where a particular episode was in the Star Trek season. Just watch Captain Kirk's belly. At the start of the season, William Shatner would be somewhat svelte. Toward the end of the season, the beer gut was starting. I suppose that catering truck on the production lot was just a little too tempting.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

The WiFi Sweet Spot

Looking for a legal free wireless internet (WiFi) connection for your laptop, Smartphone or wireless enabled PDA? Wi-Fi-FreeSpot can help.

All the locations here in town are listed.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Mother Of All Mountain Dew

As far as soda goes (no, I don't call it "pop"), I'm a Coca Cola fan. In second place is Mountain Dew and that's because we had a Pepsi vending machine in our high school. It was a toss up between getting soda between classes or using the quarters to play Asteroids at the grocery store after school let out. The caffeine really helped my friends and I survive our classes after Noon. To me, Caffeine-Free Mountain Dew is sort of sacrilege.

Mountain Dew as been around nationally since the year I was born. (Wikipedia.com is a great source of information).

And now, the mother of all Mountain Dew flavors will be unleashed this month. Mountain Dew MDX. It is being billed as an energy soda, a hybrid of Mountain Dew and an energy drink like Red Bull, but tasting a whole lot better. Oh yeah, and there's more caffeine.

In other words, this may be the jet fuel I need some mornings since I don't drink coffee. Recently though, I've tried Energy Orange from Jones Soda Co. but it doesn't do anything for me.

Banned in Connecticut!

Slashfood.com reported that Seriously Bad Elf Ale has been banned in Connecticut!

According to the website for the Seriously Bad Elf Ale importers, Shelton Brothers,
Connecticut regulations prohibit the use of images of Santa Claus, children or children's toys, the Easter Bunny, and even dear old Mom, on beer labels because they could appeal to youngsters, who, in Connecticut, it seems, routinely cruise the aisles of their local liquor store for appealing packaging. These fiendishly precocious children then purchase the products, or convince their unsuspecting parents to purchase them and leave them unattended.
The wayward youths, investigators believe, then spirit the bottles to their rooms for consumption, typically ignoring the brewers' recommendations for proper serving temperature, glassware, and food pairings.
Yep, some Connecticut lawmakers actually got paid for pushing this silly legislation through. I guess the current laws against underaged drinking weren't discouraging the kids or the people buying the kids beer. Maybe they should do some public service announcements announcing that if your kids drink Seriously Bad Elf Ale, they'll end up on Santa's Seriously Bad Kids list.

Then there's Very Bad Elf Ale. It's a darker, bolder ale.

Bad elf! Bad! Go sit on the time-out chair!